Lingo

Rawkward:

Rawkward isn't just awkward with a speech impediment ... it's awkward on a whole new level. It's the kind of awkward situation that pretty much makes you want to vomit and run away. And it's just fun to say.

Nose-Tap:

A Nose-Tap is essentially the sign-language version of saying, "Oh my god, this is so awkward right now!" It started as a kind of a secret awkward-signal in my sorority, but I feel like it should be adopted world wide. If you ever see a girl being cornered by some creepy guy and she makes eye contact with you and starts tapping her nose? Save her. Now.


Girl Crush:

There are 3 types of girl crushes:

1. Bestie girl crush: I think this girl is hilarious, fun and flat-out amazing. I want her to be my best friend.

2. Bombshell girl crush: I think this girl is beautiful, and has a ridiculous amount of sex appeal. I'm super jealous of her. 

3. Les-be-honest girl crush: A combination of the Bestie and the Bombshell. If I didn't like boys so much, I would definitely date her.  

Flir-Texting:

Just as it sounds; flirtatious texting. Be careful, flir-texting can lead to being lost in textlation. 

Lost in Textlation: 

A term stolen from Jimmy. The text: "You're cute" ... You think he's saying "I love you", when really he's saying "I want to see you naked" 

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