Rawkward isn't just awkward with a speech impediment ... it's awkward on a whole new level. It's the kind of awkward situation that pretty much makes you want to vomit and run away. And it's just fun to say.
Nose-Tap:
A Nose-Tap is essentially the sign-language version of saying, "Oh my god, this is so awkward right now!" It started as a kind of a secret awkward-signal in my sorority, but I feel like it should be adopted world wide. If you ever see a girl being cornered by some creepy guy and she makes eye contact with you and starts tapping her nose? Save her. Now.
Girl Crush:
There are 3 types of girl crushes:
1. Bestie girl crush: I think this girl is hilarious, fun and flat-out amazing. I want her to be my best friend.
2. Bombshell girl crush: I think this girl is beautiful, and has a ridiculous amount of sex appeal. I'm super jealous of her.
3. Les-be-honest girl crush: A combination of the Bestie and the Bombshell. If I didn't like boys so much, I would definitely date her.
Flir-Texting:
Just as it sounds; flirtatious texting. Be careful, flir-texting can lead to being lost in textlation.
Lost in Textlation:
A term stolen from Jimmy. The text: "You're cute" ... You think he's saying "I love you", when really he's saying "I want to see you naked"
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